- To be naked and unashamed is to be closer to God and probably a prerequisite for entering Paradise.
- Organized religion is more about attaining wealth and power than saving souls.
- Everyone is responsible for their own soul and finding their own path back to the Garden.
- Ultimately, all is revealed and we stand naked to be judged.
- We should have the courage to be ridiculous before God.
- No politician or government agency has ever had anyone's best interests at heart (other than their own).
- When Fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross (Sinclair Lewis)
- Children should grow up to be more enlightened than their parents.
- To learn and grow, you must push the envelope and leave your comfort zone.
- In individual responsibility.
- If you want to know who screwed up your life, the answer is probably in your mirror.
- Stupidity should be punished, not rewarded.
- My life is an open book although some of the pages are stuck together or missing.
- Simple, non-sexual nudity is not a moral issue nor should it be a legal issue.
- Getting naked with others should be mandatory as part of the human experience.
- We should stop looking at innocence through the eyes of a pervert.
- We should enjoy, appreciate, and celebrate innocence and beauty wherever and whenever we find it.
- Liberals and conservatives need to turn off their radios and get in the hot tub together naked.
- Hooters do make you happy.
- There is no such thing as an easy upgrade.
- Demonic possession can be a valid diagnosis for a computer problem.
- Murphy was an optimist.
- Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do.
- There is no human problem that cannot be solved by the appropriate application of high explosives.
(Not advocating it, just heard it in a movie.) - Things are never so bad they can't possibly get worse.
(Thanks to Calvin for that one.)
